Beat the Blerch 1.0.4
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Free Version
Publisher Description
There are plenty of fitness apps out there motivating you to run. Welcome to the first app that demotivates you: Beat the Blerch. The Blerch: An imaginary creature representing your darkest, most sloth-like desires to take it easy, skip your run, and eat all the cake you can get your hands on. You: The runner. You must somehow summon the motivation to keep running to stay one step ahead of the Blerch. Avoid all the Giant Donuts, Big Slurp Fountains and Beer Krakens (yes, Beer Krakens) he throws in your way to stop you. How to Play: Pick your runner and hit start. Tap the screen to jump over obstacles. Run and try to get as far as you can! Based on the best selling book, The Terrible and Wonderful Reasons Why I Run Long Distances, by Oatmeal creator Matthew Inman. Beat the Blerch is an infinite running game like no other. Because it has cake. And periodically insults you, and the horse you rode in on. And the wonderful demotivation continues outside the game. With original, periodically hysterical, messages from the Blerch to you. Demotivating you from working out and encouraging you to sit down, binge watch TV and eat some cake. Eat the whole goddam thing. Do you have the fortitude to withstand the temptation, and stick to your run? Or will you be lured into a Mayonnaise Hell Pit (yes, it s a thing).
Requires iOS 9.1 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch.
About Beat the Blerch
Beat the Blerch is a free app for iOS published in the Action list of apps, part of Games & Entertainment.
The company that develops Beat the Blerch is Saucony, Inc.. The latest version released by its developer is 1.0.4.
To install Beat the Blerch on your iOS device, just click the green Continue To App button above to start the installation process. The app is listed on our website since 2016-09-17 and was downloaded 2 times. We have already checked if the download link is safe, however for your own protection we recommend that you scan the downloaded app with your antivirus. Your antivirus may detect the Beat the Blerch as malware if the download link is broken.
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